(BTW... We don’t need to be friends.)
Flirty. Bold. Unapologetically forward.
This solid-color statement tee brings all the charm of a nametag with none of the small talk. Whether you're out for drinks, causing trouble, or just making your intentions known, this shirt delivers the message — so you don’t have to.
Soft enough to sleep in. Bold enough to wake up in.
Iconic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design with a provocative twist
Slogan: Your Future Friend With Benefits (BTW We Don’t Need to Be Friends)
Unisex fit in solid colors — clean and suggestive
100% ring-spun cotton (aka, seriously soft)
Lightweight and breathable (4.5 oz/yd²)
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for extra durability
Quarter-turned to avoid that center crease
Made to order = less waste, more taste
⚠️ White version may appear slightly off-white due to natural fabric traits. Still totally hot.
For adults only. EU-compliant. 2-year warranty.
Questions? Reach us at gpsr@sindenventures.com or contact our EU office in Cyprus.
Friendly. Flirty. Slightly hot.
This tee is for the emotionally available... and digitally curious. With its classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and perfectly unhinged slogan, it’s your new go-to for starting conversations, ending friendships, or confusing your grandma at brunch.
It’s soft, bold, and not technically breaking any community guidelines.
Statement slogan: Looking for Friends (Send Nudes)
Clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag style
Solid color tee, unisex fit — friend-zone not guaranteed
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to get away with it
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for flirty hangs and questionable screenshots
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, crease-free intro
Printed on demand — because this kind of energy can’t be mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still violating no terms of service.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Because this outfit didn’t come to blend in.
This tee knows its angles — and yours. With its flirty “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and unapologetically viral slogan, this soft cotton shirt was made to steal the spotlight in group pics, brunch tables, mirror selfies, and, of course… your story.
If you're wearing it, you're probably the main character. Or at least the reason someone’s zooming in.
Statement slogan: Dressed To Be In Your Instagram Story
“Hello, I’m…” name tag graphic in bold, clean design
Solid color, unisex fit, social-media-ready style
100% ring-spun cotton — soft, smooth, selfie-approved
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — for flexing, not sweating
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for durability
Quarter-turned to avoid center creases (aka no weird folds in pics)
Printed on demand — because you don’t do basic, and neither should your tee
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still camera-ready.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
The Wi-Fi’s doing most of the work.
This tee is for profile pic legends, serial re-filters, and anyone who’s ever heard, “you look… different in person.” With its classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and brutally honest slogan, this shirt is your wearable disclaimer: yes, I peaked on the internet.
Soft cotton. Fewer pixels. Still decent lighting.
Statement slogan: Hotter Online
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color tee, unisex fit — slightly less flattering than a ring light
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to swipe right on
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for both dates and dodging them
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid creases (and in-person surprises)
Printed on demand — because virtual charisma is real, too
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still looks great with a filter.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Clean. Comfy. Confident.
This is your new everyday favorite — soft to the touch, easy to wear, and built to last beyond first impressions.
100% ring-spun cotton
4.5 oz/yd²
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, crease-free fit
Responsibly sourced
⚠️ White may have a slightly off-white look due to natural fabric properties. Still cool.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Flirting in theory. Panicking in practice.
This tee says everything you’re too nervous (or too chaotic) to text first. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and painfully relatable slogan, this shirt delivers the perfect balance of thirst and timidity — in the softest cotton possible.
It’s giving mixed signals… but on purpose.
Statement slogan: Horny But Shy
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag style print
Solid color, unisex fit with a wink
100% ring-spun cotton — soft and just a little sinful
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable, wearable, uncomfortably honest
Durable double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, non-awkward fit
Printed on demand — because fast fashion is too forward
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still dangerously approachable.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Because someone has to bring the trauma and the jokes.
This tee is for the loveably unhinged, the family group chat ghosters, and the self-aware messes who know that dysfunction isn’t a flaw — it’s a party trick. With its bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and dangerously accurate slogan, this shirt is your soft cotton badge of emotional resilience (and selective memory).
It’s giving therapy... but make it fashion.
Statement slogan: The Fun in Dys-Fun-Ctional
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for breakdowns and brunch
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for emotional rollercoasters
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for extra stability (not guaranteed in life)
Quarter-turned for a smooth, no-crease meltdown
Printed on demand — because chaos should feel custom
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still emotionally colorful.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Interpret it however you want — we won’t stop you.
This tee is for the romantics, the thrill-seekers, and the ones who skip to the last page and still cry. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and just-the-right-amount-of-naughty slogan, this shirt is ready for plot twists, punchlines, and anything that ends well.
Soft cotton. Suggestive energy. No spoilers.
Statement slogan: Just Here for the Happy Ending
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit — flirt-ready and plot-proof
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for romance or reckless choices
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for awkward laughs and subtle smirks
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, wrinkle-free finish
Printed on demand — because satisfaction shouldn't be rushed
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still delivers in the end.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
And now I’m in your cart. Coincidence? Doubt it.
This tee is for the ones who don’t just break rules — they make them fun first. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and dangerously accurate slogan, it’s the perfect shirt for first impressions, last calls, and regret-filled brunches.
Soft cotton. Questionable motives. Excellent taste.
Statement slogan: The Person Your Mom Warned You About
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag style
Solid color tee, unisex fit — dangerously flattering
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to get away with anything
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for red flags and hot dates
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, scandal-free fit
Printed on demand — because bad influence is a custom job
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still up to no good.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Statement slogan: Your Baby Reindeer
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag graphic
Solid color tee, unisex fit — clingy but comfortable
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to cry in
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for heavy emotional spirals
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, unpredictable finish
Printed on demand — because obsession deserves a personal touch
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still deeply unwell in a cute way.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
But I do age well and make questionable coffee.
This tee is for the effortlessly charming — or at least trying to be. With its iconic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and cheeky celeb reference, this shirt says: “I’m not famous, but I do own a tux and a little trauma.”
Soft cotton. Clooney energy. Zero Italian villa.
Statement slogan: Not George Clooney
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color tee, unisex fit — made for everyday elegance
100% ring-spun cotton — smoother than your pickup line
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for red carpets or reheated leftovers
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, camera-ready finish
Printed on demand — because charm isn’t mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still ridiculously good-looking.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Mercury was in retrograde. I am in recovery.
This tee says what your birth chart already knows: you’ve made it through tech glitches, emotional chaos, and questionable decisions — and you’re still standing (barely).
With a clean name-tag design and cosmic side-eye, this soft cotton shirt is for astrology lovers, chaos navigators, and anyone who's earned the title of survivor.
Statement slogan: A Mercury Retrograde Survivor
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag layout
Solid color design, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to ground you
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for dodging drama
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for cosmic durability
Quarter-turned to avoid creases and astrological chaos
Made to order — because mass production is so last retrograde
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still aligned.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
But I do own a few rings and unresolved issues.
This tee is for anyone who’s ever been mistaken for a tortured artist, a vintage soul, or just a guy who smells like patchouli and mystery. With its bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and sly, celebrity-baiting slogan, this shirt delivers charm, sarcasm, and absolutely no legal representation.
Soft cotton. Pirate-free. Still oddly intense.
Statement slogan: Not Johnny Depp
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for court or Cannes
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for avoiding attention while demanding it
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for brooding durability
Quarter-turned to avoid center creasing (and unnecessary drama)
Printed on demand — because being iconic shouldn’t be mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still legally wearable.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
No jade eggs. No conscious uncoupling. Just cotton.
This tee is for those who believe in self-care — but draw the line at crystal-infused smoothies. With its chic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and perfectly passive-aggressive slogan, it’s ideal for wellness skeptics, GOOP survivors, and anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at $250 candles.
Soft cotton. Zero pseudoscience. Slightly smug.
Statement slogan: Not Gwyneth Paltrow
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft without the moon rituals
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable, clean, no detox required
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid creasing and bad energy
Printed on demand — because we believe in real sustainability
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still toxic-free (emotionally speaking).
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
But thanks for the compliment.
This tee is for anyone who’s been told they’ve got “main character energy” — or just really great contour. With its bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and tongue-in-cheek slogan, it’s perfect for fans, haters, and people who just want to be noticed for not being a billionaire influencer.
Soft cotton. Celebrity confusion. Zero apologies.
Statement slogan: Not Kim Kardashian
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for reality TV binges
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for shopping, selfies, or scandals
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for extra drama durability
Quarter-turned to avoid creasing — or upstaging
Printed on demand — because there’s only one of you (and one of her)
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still reality-TV ready.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Yes, they probably forgot. No, I never will.
This tee is for the chronically self-aware and the professionally haunted. With its classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and soul-crushingly accurate slogan, it’s soft, stylish, and comes with a side of unresolved shame.
Soft cotton. Long memory. Emotional damage optional.
Statement slogan: Still Thinking About That Thing I Said in 2014
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color tee, unisex fit — designed for social recovery
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to spiral in
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for all-day shame
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, wrinkle-free flashback
Printed on demand — because cringe is custom
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still haunted.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Charisma: high. Morals: negotiable.
This tee is part confession, part recruitment strategy. Featuring the classic “Hello, I’m…” name tag style and a dangerously charming slogan, it’s perfect for brunch, book club, or your first unofficial meeting in the woods.
Soft, solid-color cotton that wears like a dream and whispers “you could be my first follower.”
Statement slogan: Considering Starting a Cult
“Hello, I’m…” name tag design
Solid color, clean cut, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft and breathable
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²)
Double-stitched neckline and sleeves for durability
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
Printed on demand — less waste, more taste
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still blessed.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
And this shirt is the most I’m willing to say.
This tee is for those who’d rather melt into the wall than make small talk. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and gloriously avoidant slogan, this shirt does all the social distancing you wish was still trending.
Soft, subtle, and emotionally unavailable in the cutest way.
Statement slogan: Not a Conversation Starter
Minimalist “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color, unisex fit — designed for quiet exits and no follow-ups
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to hide behind
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for awkward silences
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for durability
Quarter-turned for a clean, flat front — like your emotional availability
Printed on demand — because talking to strangers never made sense anyway
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still not inviting conversation.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Free samples available upon request.
This tee is for the touchy-feely icons, the serotonin suppliers, and anyone who gives world-class cuddles. Featuring a clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and a warm, wearable mood, this shirt turns strangers into friends and awkward moments into open arms.
Soft cotton, safe space energy — and dangerously huggable vibes.
Statement slogan: A Hug Dealer
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft like your best hug
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for layering love
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for lasting comfort
Quarter-turned for a smooth, crease-free look
Printed on demand — because good hugs aren’t mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still full of love.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Side effects may include sarcasm and snatched vibes.
This tee is for anyone who’s navigating life on injections, appetite suppression, and unsolicited opinions. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and wildly relatable slogan, this soft cotton shirt is your badge of honor for brunch, pharmacy lines, or darkly humorous group chats.
It’s funny, current, and maybe just a little too real.
Statement slogan: Here for the Ozempic Support Group
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to hug your rapidly disappearing curves
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for hot flashes and side-eye
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid center creases and awkward weigh-ins
Printed on demand — because your journey isn’t mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still thinner than last week.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
But here I am, wearing it anyway.
This tee is for anyone who's seen it all, done too much, and still showed up — possibly out of spite. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and perfectly exhausted slogan, it’s ideal for birthdays, reunions, or just silently judging everyone under 30.
Soft, sarcastic, and already tired.
Statement slogan: Too Old for This Shirt
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag print
Solid color, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — softer than your joints
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for naps, eye-rolls, and slow exits
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid creasing — not that you'll iron it
Printed on demand — because you don't do fast fashion (or fast anything)
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still older than everyone in the room.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
And no, he’s not stuck in traffic.
This tee doesn’t whisper — it shouts trouble. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and scandalously playful slogan, this shirt is made for chaos agents, homewreckers-in-theory, and flirts with zero filter.
Soft cotton. Zero shame. Full drama.
Statement slogan: The Reason Your Dad Is Late for Dinner
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit — flattering enough to cause a scene
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for secrets
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for hot dates and hotter messes
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a crease-free, kiss-proof look
Printed on demand — because this kind of heat isn’t mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still hotter than his excuses.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
I’ve already analyzed this entire interaction. Twice.
This tee says what your brain’s been screaming since 6 a.m. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and painfully relatable slogan, this shirt is made for socially anxious icons, midnight spiral pros, and anyone who rereads their own texts five times before hitting send.
Soft. Subtle. Slightly stressed.
Statement slogan: Overthinking
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag style
Solid color tee, unisex fit — fits overthinking minds of all shapes
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to calm your thoughts (a little)
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for mental spirals and deep sighs
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid center creasing and unnecessary worry
Printed on demand — because overthinking is personal
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still processing.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Just bloated. Or built like that. Or mind your business.
This tee clears the air before anyone gets bold with small talk. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and brutally honest slogan, it’s your new go-to for brunch, awkward reunions, or anywhere unsolicited questions show up.
Soft, sassy, and absolutely nobody’s bump update.
Statement slogan: Not Pregnant
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag graphic
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for all body moods
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable, comfortable, judgment-free
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a clean, smooth fit
Printed on demand — because assumptions shouldn’t be mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still nobody’s business.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Quiet until someone mentions whiskers.
This tee is for those who avoid eye contact with strangers… but will absolutely show you 42 photos of their cat sleeping. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and cat-approved slogan, it’s a soft cotton tribute to introverts who speak fluent meow.
Low-key. High-pitched meows only.
Statement slogan: Introverted, But Willing to Talk Cats
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for lap naps
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for quiet nights and cat hair
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid center creases (and accidental cat attacks)
Printed on demand — because cats wouldn’t tolerate mass production
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still feline fine.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Social battery: low. Dog content: unlimited.
This tee is for the humans who’d rather talk about their pup’s personality than their own. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and painfully accurate slogan, it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who avoids small talk — unless it’s about a golden retriever named Max.
Soft, subtle, and slightly feral in the best way.
Statement slogan: Introverted, But Willing to Talk Dogs
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit — for dog lovers of all temperaments
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for naps with your pet
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for long walks and deep sniffs
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, no-crease front
Printed on demand — because barking about dogs doesn’t require mass production
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still pettable.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Not sorry in advance.
This tee doesn’t come in peace — and neither do you. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and devil-may-care slogan, this shirt is made for people who attract drama, flirt with danger, and call it personality.
Perfect for first impressions, last calls, and every poor decision in between.
Statement slogan: Looking for Trouble
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag graphic
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to get away with anything
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for chasing chaos
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for staying power
Quarter-turned for a smooth, no-crease fit
Printed on demand — because trouble doesn’t follow the rules
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still raising eyebrows.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Emotionally? Romantically? Spiritually? Let’s not get specific.
This tee cuts through the noise — no games, no mixed signals, just a clean announcement in soft cotton. Whether you’re open to love, hookups, hiring, or just brunch plans, this “Hello, I’m…” name-tag shirt does the talking (so you don’t have to).
It’s giving low effort, high impact. Just like you.
Statement slogan: Available
Clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color, unisex fit — ready for whatever
100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, always on
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for casually waiting
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid center creases
Printed on demand — because availability is situational, but style isn’t
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still totally ready.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Not your average swipe. Just the right one.
This tee says it loud and clear — you're the upgrade in a world of memes and bad decisions. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and a wink-worthy slogan, this shirt is perfect for those who don’t just want to be seen — they want to be selected. Let the eggplants slide, it’s your time to shine.
Swipe right. Wear it proud.
Statement slogan: Your Right-Swipe in a Sea of Eggplants
Clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for a cuddle after the swipe
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for casual dates or serious flirting
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid awkward creasing
Printed on demand — because you're not just another option
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still the best match.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Healing in progress. Power loading.
This tee says it softly, but it hits hard. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and quietly powerful slogan, it’s perfect for anyone turning setbacks into comebacks — and doing it in style.
Made for tough days, brave hearts, and those who keep going even when it’s not aesthetic.
Statement slogan: Finding Strength in My Struggles
Minimalist “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to feel like comfort
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for layering on your better days and your hard ones
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid center creases
Printed on demand — because resilience isn’t rushed
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still standing strong.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
It’s a joke. Unless it works.
This tee is for anyone who’s cried at a salad, Googled “is coffee a meal,” or whispered “hot girl stomach bug” like a spell. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and darkly funny slogan, this shirt delivers uncomfortable truth with a comfortable fit.
Soft, sarcastic, and totally not FDA approved.
Statement slogan: Just One Stomach Flu Away From My Weight Goal
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag style
Solid color, unisex fit — zero calorie fashion
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to wear to your next “cleanse”
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for scale-stepping or joke-dropping
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, crease-free front
Printed on demand — because fast fashion bloats
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still sickening (in a good way).
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Now hiring. No experience necessary.
This tee says it so you don’t have to. With its straight-to-the-point “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and unapologetic slogan, it’s perfect for dating app dropouts, brunch flirts, and anyone who’s done waiting for fate to shoot its shot.
Soft, witty, and ready to mingle — just like you.
Statement slogan: Single (Accepting Applications)
Clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to cuddle in
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for long dates or short encounters
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid awkward creasing
Printed on demand — because you're one of one
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still relationship material.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Ride or die required. Background check optional.
This tee is for troublemakers with charm and romantics with a rap sheet (real or imagined). With its bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and criminally flirty slogan, this shirt is made for spontaneous adventures, questionable decisions, and unforgettable stories you’ll definitely deny later.
Soft cotton, smooth style, and just enough suspicion to keep it hot.
Statement slogan: Looking for a Partner in Crime (And an Alibi)
Clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag layout
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to charm the jury
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for fast getaways
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for durability
Quarter-turned to avoid center creases (and suspicious wrinkles)
Printed on demand — because crimes of style shouldn’t be mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still legally hot.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Spoiler: It might be you.
This tee doesn’t play it safe — and neither do you. With a classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and a dangerously honest slogan, it’s perfect for nights out, brunch regrets, and questionable situationships.
Soft cotton, unhinged energy, and zero apologies. Your next mistake just found its outfit.
Statement slogan: Looking For My Next Bad Decision
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name tag print
Solid color, unisex fit — chaotic but flattering
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to regret in
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for poor choices in hot places
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid center creasing
Printed on demand — because reckless behavior deserves custom merch
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still worth the risk.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Unrealistic? Maybe. Unbothered? Definitely.
This tee is for the chronically hopeful, romantically unhinged, and emotionally invested girlies (and they/thems) who love to lean into their delusions — with style. Featuring a bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and unapologetic slogan, this is your official uniform for manifesting imaginary relationships and ignoring red flags in 4K.
It’s soft, cute, and completely detached from reality — just like you.
Statement slogan: Delulu AF
Iconic “Hello, I’m…” name tag design
Solid color, classic unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to daydream in
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for your hot takes and hotter crushes
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid awkward center creases (and eye contact)
Printed on demand — because delusion deserves custom
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still main character material.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Don’t interrupt the magic.
This tee is for vision-boarders, energy-aligners, and manifestation pros who know that sometimes, the universe just needs a gentle nudge — or a bold cotton reminder. With its minimalist “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and effortlessly powerful slogan, this shirt is as aligned as your intentions.
Manifest the life you want — starting with better outfits.
Statement slogan: Manifesting
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name tag graphic
Solid color, unisex fit for everyday energy work
100% ring-spun cotton — soft, airy, high-vibration
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — easy to layer with crystals, cards, or chaos
Durable double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to prevent creasing — and resistance
Printed on demand — because rushed mass production doesn’t align
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still in alignment.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
But thanks for checking.
This tee delivers the punchline before anyone can ask. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and deadpan slogan, it’s perfect for gym rats, action movie fans, or literally anyone who’s tired of being compared to The Rock (but secretly flattered).
Whether you're lifting weights or lifting spirits, this shirt clears things up fast.
Statement slogan: Not Dwayne Johnson
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name tag design
Solid color, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — strong but soft
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for flexing or finessing
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for durability
Quarter-turned for a smooth, crease-free look
Printed on demand — no mass production, no Hollywood stunt doubles
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still iconic in its own way.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Romantically unavailable. Emotionally expensive.
This tee clears things up before anyone gets too confident. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and razor-sharp message, it’s made for people who don’t settle — and definitely don’t reply to DMs without vetting.
It’s soft, bold, and politely lets them know: it’s not you... and it’s probably not going to be.
Statement slogan: Not Single, Just Selective
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag style
Solid color, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — smooth like your standards
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — made to turn heads, not sweat
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, crease-free look
Made on demand — like you, it’s not available to just anyone
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still high quality.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Scroll-stopping. Platform-dominating. Algorithm-defying.
This tee is the ultimate flex for content kings, queens, and chaotic creatives alike. With its bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and instantly viral slogan, it’s made for creators who know their worth — and aren't afraid to wear it.
Whether you're on TikTok, Threads, Substack or just vibing IRL, this is the soft cotton clapback your feed’s been waiting for.
Statement slogan: I’m the Best Creator You’ll Follow Today
“Hello, I’m…” name tag design in bold, clean type
Solid color, unisex fit — influencer-approved
100% ring-spun cotton — soft like your best content drop
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — built for likes, not sweat
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves for durability
Quarter-turned to eliminate center creases
Printed on demand — because originality deserves it
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still verified-worthy.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Stronger than yesterday. Louder than your playlist.
This tee pays tribute to the pop queen herself — with a name-tag twist. Clean, solid-color design meets an iconic intro that needs no explanation. It’s the shirt that walks into the room and drops the mic.
Whether you're channeling Y2K energy or just feeling that confident, this one’s for you.
Statement slogan: Hello, I’m Britney, Bitch
Classic name-tag print in bold style
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft like your favorite Britney ballad
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) for all-day comfort
Durable double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a crease-free front
Printed on demand — less waste, more iconic energy
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still iconic.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
But I do look great in oversized sweatshirts.
This tee is for the effortlessly cool, emotionally vulnerable, and maybe slightly over-followed on Instagram. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and subtly iconic slogan, it’s perfect for brunch, heartbreak, or pretending your life is a Hulu documentary.
Soft cotton. Zero fame. All the feelings.
Statement slogan: Not Selena Gomez
Minimalist “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for mental health days
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — ideal for emotional layering
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid creases and unnecessary drama
Printed on demand — because fame is fleeting, but comfort isn’t
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still rare energy.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
It’s complicated… and then repeated three more times.
This tee is for those whose relationship status reads like a group chat with no structure and too many feelings. With its minimalist “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and brilliantly bizarre slogan, it’s made for people who thrive in chaos, confusion, and consensual emotional loops.
Perfect for parties, brunch, or relationship check-ins no one asked for.
Statement slogan: In a Redundant Polyamorous Relationship
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color, unisex fit — for you and your partners (and their partners)
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to survive throuple drama
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for polycule dynamics
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a crease-free, commitment-flexible fit
Printed on demand — because every tee should be ethically non-monogamous
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still emotionally available.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Innocence on the outside. Chaos on the inside.
This unapologetic slogan tee says what your face won’t. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” nametag design and cheeky contrast, this shirt is made for saints with scandal in their thoughts — and a sense of humor that hits.
It’s soft, sharp, and sinful in just the right ways.
Statement slogan: A Holy Face With a Dirty Mind
Iconic “Hello, I’m…” intro-style design
Solid color, minimalist print, maximal energy
100% ring-spun cotton = soft and breathable
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) with a smooth finish
Durable double-stitched neckline and sleeves
Unisex fit, true to size
Quarter-turned to prevent center creases
Printed on demand to avoid overproduction
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.\
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still blessed.
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Business casual… in the Don way.
This tee is equal parts iconic quote, soft cotton, and subtle intimidation. Inspired by the most legendary line in cinema history, this “Hello, I’m…” name-tag shirt is made for people who like to keep things persuasive — whether you're closing deals, stealing hearts, or just ordering espresso with extra attitude.
Wear it to dinner. Wear it to brunch. Just don’t wear it to snitch.
Statement slogan: Gonna Make You an Offer You Can’t Refuse
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name tag design
Solid color tee with unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft, smooth, and deadly charming
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — built for power moves and pasta nights
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a clean, crease-free front
Printed on demand — because made men don’t mass-produce
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still untouchable.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
The Tee That Talks (Softly) – “Praying With My Hands, Sinning With My Thoughts”
Bold message. Supreme comfort. Effortless style.
This unisex slogan t-shirt blends edgy humor with everyday wearability. Featuring the standout phrase “Praying With My Hands, Sinning With My Thoughts,” it’s the graphic tee that gets noticed—and remembered.
Crafted from soft, ring-spun cotton for maximum comfort, this shirt is your new go-to for casual looks with attitude. Whether you're dressing it up with layers or rocking it solo, it delivers the perfect mix of clean lines and cheeky vibes.
✨ Why You’ll Worship It:
Iconic slogan: “Praying With My Hands, Sinning With My Thoughts”
100% ring-spun cotton = ridiculously soft
Reinforced double stitching for long-term devotion
Quarter-turned for that smooth, crease-free fit
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) and breathable
Unisex sizing, fits true to your sinful self
Made on demand = less waste, more intention
Age restrictions: For adults
⚠️White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still blessed.
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
And yes, I do know what you should text them.
This tee is for the people who can’t go anywhere without someone trauma-dumping, oversharing, or whispering, “Can I ask you something weird?” With its classic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and eerily accurate slogan, this soft cotton shirt makes it official: you’re the emotional support stranger now.
Nonjudgmental. Surprisingly wise. Soft as hell.
Statement slogan: The Stranger You’re Gonna Ask for Advice
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design
Solid color tee, unisex fit — approachable but not intrusive
100% ring-spun cotton — cozy enough for deep chats with baristas
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — perfect for spontaneous heart-to-hearts
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned to avoid creasing — because first impressions matter
Printed on demand — because emotional labor deserves good fabric
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still oddly trustworthy.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Flawed, fabulous, and not available in bulk.
This tee is for those who embrace their imperfections like they’re part of the brand — because they are. With its bold “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and self-aware slogan, this shirt blends realness with rare energy.
Soft cotton, one-of-a-kind attitude, and a fit that says: you couldn’t duplicate this if you tried.
Statement slogan: Not Perfect, But I’m Limited Edition
Iconic “Hello, I’m…” name-tag graphic
Solid color, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to make flaws feel fabulous
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for being real and rare
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, crease-free look
Printed on demand — because one-of-a-kind energy doesn’t come off the rack
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still premium content.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Do not disturb — permanently.
This tee is your out-of-office reply to the world. With its clean name-tag design and gloriously passive-aggressive slogan, it's the soft cotton statement piece for anyone who's tired of being so available.
Perfect for introverts, burnout survivors, boundary-setters, and people who ghost professionally.
Statement slogan: Ignoring All My Notifications
Classic “Hello, I’m…” name tag design
Solid color, minimalist layout, maximum attitude
100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, anti-drama
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — for offline living
Durable double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, crease-free front
Printed on demand — more mindful, less mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still sending the message.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
About anything. Or everything. Or just sit in silence, honestly.
This tee is your wearable invitation to connect — whether it’s deep chats, weird jokes, or checking in on someone who needs it. With its clean “Hello, I’m…” name-tag design and emotionally available slogan, it’s perfect for therapists, good friends, overthinkers, and anyone who’s just here.
Soft, supportive, and always down to listen.
Statement slogan: Here to Talk
Simple “Hello, I’m…” name-tag graphic
Solid color, unisex fit
100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to lean on
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) — breathable for heart-to-hearts or awkward hellos
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves
Quarter-turned for a smooth, distraction-free fit
Printed on demand — because connection shouldn’t be mass-produced
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still open and honest.
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Designed for your next bold move
This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a dare. With its bold name-tag design and fearless slogan, this solid-color statement piece is made for rule-breakers, risk-takers, and anyone who doesn’t do “safe.” Whether you're starting something new, quitting something old, or just vibing with a little chaos — this shirt’s already waiting for you on the other side.
Statement slogan: Waiting at the End of Your Comfort Zone
Bold “Hello, I’m…” name tag style
Solid color, minimalist look with max personality
100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and ready for action
Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) for effortless layering
Double-stitched neckline & sleeves = built to last
Quarter-turned to prevent that annoying center crease
Printed on demand — less waste, more impact
⚠️ White tee may look slightly off-white. Don’t worry — still powerful
Age restrictions: For adults
Certifications: Meets all flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde safety requirements under EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR).
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
